Love is allowing her to drive your model A
I want more attention from my husband, do you have any perfume that smells like a Model A?
Electrical problems !
Model A Owner

A man knocked at the heavenly gate
His face was scarred and old,
He stood before the Man of Fate
for admission to the fold.
"What have you done", the man was asked
To gain admission here?
I have been a Model A owner Sir
for many and many a year,
The pearly gates swung open wide,
the door man touched the bell.
"Come in and choose your harp"' He Said.
You've had your share of hell

Author unknown.
A guy pulled up at the petrol station in a very near new Model A Fordor, would have cost you an arm and a leg the admiring attendant said.
The customer a man of few words simply replied "Hertz" ....... I bet it does replied the attendant !
Our Model A Cartoon Page
Morris was removing some engine valves from a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Morris somewhat of a loudmouth shouted across the garage “Hey Debakey … Is dat you? Come over hear a minute. The famous surgeon a bit surprised walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice all could hear, said argumentatively, “So Mr Fancy Doctor, look at this work, I also take valves out, grind’em, put in new parts and when finished this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work? DeBakey very embarrassed walked away and said softly to Morris …. “Try doing it with the engine running”
Can't quite put my finger on it Fred ---- 
But there's something wrong with your rumble seat conversion